Now I've heard everything. Some pigs in Australia have caught swine flu...from humans I wonder what the pigs call it.
I was speculating the other day on recycling, yet again. Could I be developing a fixation I wonder?
As I was consigning yet another toilet roll holder to the recycle bin, I could not help wondering what it had been before. Was it the cornflakes box I tossed out last year or the reams of trashed novel I am constantly tearing up and discarding. Does the abandoned toilet roll holder become another toilet roll holder or does it become part of the ream of the el cheapo copy paper I bought yesterday on which to write my novel which gets torn up, discarded etc etc.....
Must be what we call the Circle of Life.
Seriously though at what point do these things deteriorate into nothingness? If I was a clever stand up comedian like Ricky Gervais or Jerry Seinfield I could make up some shtick about it.
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